Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The biggest cop that you've seen thus far!

Recent studies show that Rick Ross was formerly a corrections officer at a local south florida correctional center. byaaahhh!!!!


"i know Norega, the real Norega". he probably escorted that nigga to his cell.


LMFAOOOOOO.


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Jason Taylor has red skin =(

That's it, just when he was about to accept that he was going to be a Miami Dolphin for life, Taylor got a call from his agent learning about the Redskins' interest in the 11-year vet.


It was history from there after he went on live on monday for a press conference in VA.


Andre Carter & Jason Taylor are going to be a nice combination for the skins at the defensive end part, but the Dolphins, and Miami in general, are really gonna miss him.




You may be wondering what we got for this future hall of famer :


- 2nd Round Pick in 2009


-6th Round Choice in 2010


FUCKING KILL MYSELF!


Wow, you know, just when you think the Dolphins are on the right path. Fuck, man.

I FUCKING WANT ONE!!!!!

T-Pain Cover. Buy you a drank.



Crank dat Soulja Boy Cover.



Stronger Cover. Mr. West (Daft Punk does one to this to, but for a couple reasons i can appreciate this more)



AND THE MAIN PERSON THIS DERIVED FROM IS :



Peter Frampton, great artist, musician, and overall performer. and yes, he's also the guy on the geico commercial lol. but fuck you if you know him as that lol.

YOUTUBE ALL HIS SHIT. you can also search other talkboxes including STEVIE WONDER on the talkbox!

Monday, July 21, 2008

Coming in the fall...

As i was surfing the web i came across fellow blogger's, Cheese and Gravy, and noticed the trailer of the new season of entourage set to start this fall. And as i was watching this, i was also immediately remided of another Famazing show set to start this fall aswell.





Yes...that's right. The Office is coming back to a TV near you. The one-hour premeir is set to start Sept. 25 @ 9/8c...can't flipping wait.

Michael Winslow...Laughing Out Loud

you may know him as "the guy from the Geico commercial".

this guy is a beat-box/sound effects genious.

right below is just one of the many funny clips from tv show "Police Academy" where he stars as Larvelle Jones.

funny stuff. youtube his shit.



Thursday, July 17, 2008

to a friend in need...

Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks,
Any heart, not tough,
Or strong, enough
To take a lot of pain,
Take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

Im young, I know,
But even so
I know a thing, or two
I learned, from you
I really learned a lot,
Really learned a lot
Love is like a flame
It burns you when its hot
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

Some fools think of happiness
Blissfulness, togetherness
Some fools fool themselves I guess
Theyre not foolin me

-Love Hurts
by: Nazareth



...was listening to the song on the way to work this afternoon and thought of someone who knows who they are, and couldn't help but make the connection.

here's something else i found that i thought could help..i hope you seek the right path after all of this, my friend...we're here and we love you.

MAKE ANOTHER PLAN

Sometimes there is no reason,
Everything seems so hopeless
Your faith in mankind has gone
And all your dreams seem lostYou have to look inside yourself
You have to reason with humanity
And when all seems terribly wrong
You have to search for another plan

You always have to have a plan
You look deep inside your soul
And plead with any and everyone
To find the right answers for you

When the entire world seems against you
And you start to think you’re a failure
You call on your inner strength
And you will find the way and the truth

You will find another path to follow
Always searching and never forgetting
Who you really are deep inside
In the end you will find the depth of your soul

You will always find your true self
So don’t ever give up, just make another plan
And keep searching, just keep on going
Cuz in the end, you will find yourself again

And whichever way your road may lead
Don’t ever give up, because in the end
Your reward will be better than great
Much more than you could ever comprehend

Author: Jennifer Anne Bird
Friday, October 07, 2005